Pretty Woman: A XXX Parody (2012)

Pretty Woman: A XXX Parody (2012)

Directed by: Stuart Canterbury

Starring: Otto Bauer, Dana DeArmand, Alexa Nicole

I gotta give this movie a little credit. Usually when you have a porn parody, it only goes so far and then they just end it because the sex has taken up so much time they don’t have any room left to wrap up the story, but this one does. Obviously this is inconsequential piddling shit unless you’re watching the porno for the story… like me. What the hell is wrong with my life.

A prostitute is picked up by a successful businessman and he falls in love with her, offering her money and all the comforts associated with it. She enjoys the lifestyle which she never had and also falls in love with this guy, and then everything is happy forever.

That’s the exact same story of the legitimate Pretty Woman, right? A rich guy gives this girl money and cool stuff and they live happily ever after? It’s an inspiring story, that’s to be sure. I see why it seemed ripe for pornification.