This Isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody (2009)

this isn't twilight xxxThis Isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody (2009)

Directed by: Sammy Slater

Starring: Jenna Haze, Chris Johnson, Phyllisha Anne

one-star

I don’t know what this “vampire movies” website is that I’m linking here, but I can tell you that it’s the first place I was able to find out who the director of this movie was. It wasn’t even on the studio’s site for the film. Darn shame, proper credit should be given for all this guy’s hard work. The way he… told people to have sex and not act. I admire that.

This entire movie basically takes place within a single scene of the film it’s “parodying”. A girl goes to her vampire boyfriend’s house for dinner, and they have sex. Then his parents have sex. Then his sister has sex with some other vampire. Then three random evil vampires break into an unrelated house, kill a guy, then have sex. The end.

There’s barely a plot in this, and normally I wouldn’t bother but you people seem to love it when I review porn parodies, so here you are. I hope you’re happy.

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