Alice in Wonderland: A XXX Parody (2011)

Alice in Wonderland: A XXX Parody (2011)

Directed by: W. Crawford

Starring: Jessica Drake

Since I get most of my traffic for my reviews of porn parodies of things, I try to grab as many of those things as I can, and that’s how I found this… abomination. Let me set the scene for you: Imagine the cheapest CGI available in the year 2011, and it’s having glitchy, eye-bleedingly horrifying “sex” with itself. WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!

Waking up after having sex in a park, Alice falls down a hole into a small world full of strange people, all of whom want to have sex with her. The Mad Hatter tells Alice that it’s her destiny to retrieve the “vorpal dildo” and put an end to the evil red queen’s reign. With the help of a bathroom glory hole, she finds the artifact and saves the world, then wakes up with the magic device next to her. Was it all just a dream?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! This movie is horror incarnate. The only good thing about it is that it eventually ends and you can theoretically go on with your life afterward. At least I hope so…