Directed by: Gary Graver
Starring: Barbara Dare, Nina Hartley, Erica Boyer
So… 80’s porn mixed with a weird Conan/caveman kinda thing going on? That’s right, you better believe that the hair in this movie is one of the several modern wonders of the world.
A barbarian queen named Barbara must rescue her older sister from an evil king she used to be married to before he marries her. A bunch of people get sexed and/or killed along the way, and finally Barbara wins the day by beating the king in a contest that is somehow “sex to the death” and ends with the guy vanishing in a puff of smoke.
It’s pretty goofy, but it’s got a good sense of humor about itself and ends up coming across as just sort of a fun porn movie. For people who are really into cavewomen, I guess. And huge 80’s perms.