Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Starring: Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell, Spencer Breslin
Great, another one of THESE movies. That’s what I get for watching the third one, that just meant that I had to go and see the second one to fill in the stupid space. Dammit, there are too many twos in that title. I need a drink.
Tim Allen is still Santa Claus, but he won’t be unless he gets married by Christmas Eve! Oh no! While he’s away from the North Pole, he builds a robotic toy version of himself, which goes crazy and becomes a Nazi and deems all the children in the world to be naughty, so he turns the place into a coal mine. OH NO AGAIN! HOW IS HE GOING TO SAVE fuck you.
This movie is dumb, you’re dumb.
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