Directed by: Steve Miner
Starring: Mena Suvari, Nick Cannon, Michael Welch
Oh boy, a remake of the worst movie in the Night of the Living Dead series. Why did they make this, again? Oh yeah… to make money. I must be an idiot, because I keep forgetting that that’s the reason all movies are made. ALL OF THEM. DON’T ARGUE WITH ME.
A group of people attempt to escape a city which is covered in zombies, but, as is often the case, they are INCREDIBLY STUPID. What a shame that they all get eaten. More or less.
There’s a significant portion of this movie where the main characters are toting around a zombie with them. Just… hanging out in their car, not even really tied up or anything. If only these idiots had read one of the hundreds of wacky manuals out there on how to survive a zombie apocalypse, they’d know that keeping a goddamn thing that wants to eat you IN THE SEAT RIGHT BEHIND YOU is a bad fucking idea. At least, I hope that’s covered in one of those books. It seems kinda obvious, sure, but apparently some people need the help.
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