June 14, 2010

Critters (1986)

By Reid

Critters (1986)

Directed by: Stephen Herek

Starring: Dee Wallace, M. Emmet Walsh, Billy Green Bush

Wow, that’s amazing! Just less than two years after the popular movie Gremlins came out, out comes Critters, which features similar little evil furry monster puppets and a similar family of people terrorized by them! What are the odds?!

Some little evil balls of fluff with teeth land in a remote farm and terrorize a family. Luckily, there are two alien bounty hunter guys who are here to stop them, and they’re dressed like something out of an 80’s rock video! That’s what you kids like nowadays, right? Of course you do! Then one of the critters eats an E.T. doll! So edgy! Oh man, could this movie GET ANY BETTER?!

Well I guess if it was original in any way or had special effects that kinda looked good or maybe a reason for any of the movie to be happening, then it could’ve been a better movie. But who’s asking, anyway?

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