Spring Break Shark Attack (2005)

Spring Break Shark Attack (2005)

Directed by: Paul Shapiro

Starring: Shannon Lucio, Riley Smith, Justin Baldoni

I think from now on my Saturday’s are going to consist of watching the SyFy channel and their Saturday movie marathons. Last Saturday they had nothing but bad shark-themed horror movies, and it was AMAZING. I mean, this is a movie named Spring Break Shark Attack. That is the actual name of this actual movie. If that isn’t amazing, NOTHING IS.

A bunch of college kids on spring break at a beach are eventually attacked by a massive amount of sharks that are drawn in to a new man-made reef by the beach. That’s pretty much all the interesting parts of the movie.

The interesting part of this movie is it’s name. But after that, the interesting part is that the first half of the movie is just kids at spring break, and the second half is just sharks attacking. It’s not just a stupid name, but it’s the most stupidly honest name of a movie I think I’ve ever seen. Amazing.