Directed by: Greg Coolidge
Starring: Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson, Dax Shepard
Ugh, I’m not in the mood to talk about this stupid movie…
Okay, this is the story about how they tried their damndest to make a movie starring Dane Cook where he wasn’t the most easily hateable actor, so they went around and found Dax Shepard and Andy Dick and called it a day. There’s some stupid shit about a grocery store in there, and it tries to have a moral… It’s just chewed up and regurgitated garbage, the same old retarded premise as always, just with different people.
The only thing I enjoyed about this movie was that every time they came back from a commercial break and said the name of the movie, I’d think of the They Might Be Giants song of the same name. All I need is one sandwich, and I’m set all day for makin’ crumbs…
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