Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

Directed by: Rick Rosenthal

Starring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Busta Rhymes, Bianca Kajlich

If I wasn’t already sick and tired of writing about these movies, this one would be more than enough reason. Here’s a fun fact: Did you know that according to IMDb’s character page for Michael Myers, a dozen different people have played him? Not only that, but there isn’t an entry for Halloween 5, meaning that despite what I remember, Michael Myers must not have been in that movie! Here’s another fun fact: According to me, IMDb’s character pages are retarded.

Halloween: Resurrection takes place three years after Halloween Water, and starts with Michael Myers killing off Jamie Lee Curtis in a crazy house. After that last little death to the series, the movie goes on to be something completely different. This new movie is all about a group of stupid teenagers who are cajoled into participating in a reality show where they go through Michael Myers’ childhood home for the intertainment of the enternet. Wait, scratch that. Reverse it. Anyway, to everybody’s surprise, Myers visits and starts killing everybody. To everybody’s ACTUAL surprise, he’s eventually defeated by Busta Rhymes and his kung fu (as he yells “TRICK OR TREAT! MOTHER FUCKER!”). And that’s how the series would’ve ended if not for Rob Zombie. Wow, something Rob Zombie did in a movie that’s actually a good thing!

I’m just… I’m glad I’m done with this whole thing. I’m… I’m just done. Bye.