April 5, 2008

The Breed (2001)

By Reid

breedThe Breed (2001)

Directed by: Michael Oblowitz

Starring: Adrian Paul, Bokeem Woodbine, Bai Ling

one-star

VAMPIRES ARE AMONG US!!! Luckily for us, Duncan Macleod is a vampire and he has a tiny French mustache and he’s here to save us from all the nasty vampires with his string-flying tomfoolery. Thank you, Duncan Macleod.

The Breed is about two buddy cops who go around solving the case of some guy I guess, only one of them is a vampire and every other fucking person in the entire goddamn movie is also a vampire. This is exciting cinema.

That’s all I’ve got. Boring movie, I’m drunk, going to bed.

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Born in a dumpster, died in a fire. View all posts by Reid
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