Cosmos: War of the Planets (1977)
Directed by: Alfonso Brescia
Starring: John Richardson, Yanti Somer, West Buchanan
If there’s one thing I enjoy, it’s a crazy Italian sci-fi movie from the 70’s. Luckily for me, there’s more than one thing that I enjoy, so I don’t have to subsist on these weird things all the time. Where was I going with that? Anyway, War of the Planets reminded me a lot of one of my favorite bad movies, Star Crash, so it was worth it just for that.
When Earth is contacted by it’s first new alien life, they send a deep space exploring ship out to the signal’s planet of origin. Our intrepid crew (made out of almost entirely unlikable characters) discovers a giant computer that controls a race of robots that wiped out the original civilization that made them. Luckily for us, the captain of this ship absolutely hates computers and robots, and ends up blowing the hell out of the probably evil mechanical civilization. Thus we learn that man is superior to machine, and so it shall always be. Hooray!
One interesting thing about this movie is that it was made the same year as Star Wars, so I’m unsure if there was any influence from that in here (it’s kinda hard to tell anyway, 70’s Italian sci-fi movies are pretty similar in the overblown crazy space shit in the first place). Another interesting thing is that I’m pretty sure there were three or four episodes of the original Star Trek that had this EXACT plot. Not that I’m blaming anyone for intellectual theft or anything, just that the story is incredibly predictable, even for the time.
Mostly I liked the captain and our main character, an unlikable bastard who refuses help from anyone, blatantly hates computers (to the point which you realize he just HAS to go up against robots at some point, long before they’re introduced), and is just a general jackass. What happened to the golden age of assholes in space? I blame Patrick Stewart.