Firehouse (1973)

firehouseFirehouse (1973)

Directed by: Alex March

Starring: Richard Roundtree, Michael Lerner, Paul Le Mat

one-star

What’s the best place to jump down when you’re in a burning building? SHAFT! This web site contains not just very up-to-date and relevant jokes, but also fire safety lessons. What other movie review sites will help you stay alive? NONE. THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT NONE.

So Shaft is a black fireman in a racist white firehouse. Like… the people who work there are white and racist. The house itself is red, and I don’t even think houses can be racist just because they aren’t alive or anything. Why would you assume that’s what I meant? Dummy. Anyway, the racist white guys don’t like the black guy until he saves the most racistest guy from a fire and then they all agree that racism is gone forever.

Richard Roundtree kinda looks like Groucho Marx up there in that DVD cover, doesn’t he?

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: