Kayden’s Krossfire (2008)

kayden's krossfireKayden’s Krossfire (2008)

Directed by: Andre Madness

Starring: Kayden KrossTommy GunnLorena Sanchez

one-star

Yep, another porno. They just give these things away in the mail, you know. You don’t even have to do anything and bam, bad movies about people in cowboy hats having sex with each other show up on your doorstep. Thanks OBAMA.

Kayden Kross, which is also her character’s name because really nobody cares, is a small town country sheriff lady who has to find a couple who robbed a bank and… shoot them, I guess. OLD WEST JUSTICE MOTHERFUCKER.

There really isn’t much to say about this movie. I only reviewed it because it does technically have a plot, and that’s part of my manifesto. My porn reviewing manifesto. It’s very short.

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