Men in Black II (2002)

men in black iiMen in Black II (2002)

Directed by: Barry Sonnenfeld

Starring: Tommy Lee JonesWill SmithRip Torn

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Remember when the first Men in Black was pretty good, and then they released THIS bloated monstrosity and everybody just quietly forgot about the franchise for a decade? Oh good, because I also remember that, this is something we now have in common. We are now friends.

So… there’s a monster alien in a supermodel’s body that’s trying to kill a… is it kill? She wants to do something bad, I remember that much. And so they have to bring Tommy Lee Jones back since he left at the beginning of the first one, precluding a sequel with him in it… Anyway, the talking dog is a main character and Johnny Knoxville is the comic relief two-headed bad guy. It’s fucking terrible.

I don’t… can we just stop talking about this now? I want this to go away.

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