Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody (2012)

buffy the vampire slayer xxxBuffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody (2012)

Directed by: Lee Roy Myers

Starring: Lexi Belle, Rocco Reed, Jessie Andrews

two-stars

I’ve never seen the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show. Okay, let me take that back; I’ve seen most of the first episode, as I once thought I was going to watch through the series to see what all the fuss was about. I can take a lot of really awful shit, but I wasn’t able to deal with an entire episode of Buffy in one sitting, that’s how strongly I disliked it. So to get the proper perspective, I watched this porn parody with my girlfriend, who loves the show.

In an effort to give Buffy “one last night” with her vampire boyfriend, Willow casts a magic spell that gives her a sex dream about him. It misfires and also gives sex dreams to the other two good guys, and it mildly annoys them all before they go to fight a trio of teen vampires who’ve snuck into an abandoned warehouse and killed a janitor. They slay the vampires after letting them have like seventy hours of lesbian sex together.

According to my girlfriend, the characterization in this film was spot on in regards to the source. Not only that, but she said that the plot was similar in tone to an episode of the show, which I guess explains why it was retarded. As for the sex, well, they’re all pretty much exactly the same, just like every porn movie nowadays. I guess I’m jaded, but after watching some older porn films and comparing them to this, there was a hell of a lot more variety before every sex scene became the same six positions in the same order with the same finish every single time, the only difference being the people performing in the scenes. So I guess it’s kinda like Shakespeare.

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