This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX (2011)

this ain't conan xxxThis Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX (2011)

Directed by: Stuart Canterbury

Starring: Lee Stone, Tommy Gunn, Jazy Berlin

one-star

A Conan the Barbarian porn parody, huh? Yeah, I guess that follows. There maybe isn’t a more popular property that features less clothing than that whole line of things. As it turns out, the real thing just doesn’t really measure up to a bunch of Frank Frazetta drawings, which are already pretty damn porny to begin with.

Conan is a barbarian who barbares, I guess. He wanders aimlessly from sex scene to sex scene until he meets a thief girl and I guess falls in love with her? They and another guy go to try and rescue a princess from an evil guy who also burned down Conan’s family (?) and then the movie ends.

It’s pretty low-effort, as far as a porn parody goes. I think this is about the level most people expect from this kind of thing, and it’s interesting to see it in comparison to other modern porn parodies which clearly have nerds who love the subject material in charge of it. That’s about the only way you could call this movie interesting, though.

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