Halloween: XXX Porn Parody (2011)

halloween a xxx parodyHalloween: XXX Porn Parody (2011)

Directed by: Jim Powers

Starring: Lily Labeau, Andy San Dimas, Lexi Belle

two-stars

Yep, yet another porn parody. I’m pretty far behind on my reviews, so let’s see just how much of today’s movies I remember. This movie, I remember… uh… it was a porn parody of Halloween. Oh yeah, I’m super good at memory.

It’s pretty close to the plot of Halloween. A kid kills his sister because he’s nuts, so they lock him up in an asylum for years. He eventually escapes because the attending doctor was screwing his nurse in his car, then hunts down and kills a bunch of girls for no reason.

I gotta give this movie credit for going the whole length of the plot of the original film, and Lily Labeau is actually pretty good as the main character. I think she might be my favorite porn actress nowadays, because she can actually act a little and her sex scenes are always really passionate. In this film, hers is with the killer while he’s got a sheet over his head, and it’s both tense because you almost expect him to just kill her halfway through, and also just sexy because of her. Anyway, that’s my uncomfortably personal porn movie review for this week!


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