Hocus Pocus XXX (2010)

Hocus Pocus XXX (2010)

Directed by: Cezar Capone, Emily Rigby

Starring: Eva Angelina, Nikki Benz, Audrey Hollander

Yep, this is a porn parody of a Disney movie starring Bette Midler. Why and also what the fuck. I haven’t seen Hocus Pocus in a while, and I’m not exactly sure what caused these people to make a porn movie out of it twenty years after it was made, and yet here we are.

Three witches need to perform some sexual rites to bring them back to life. Basically they have one night to have a bunch of sex, and also a virgin has to be deflowered in their house by the stroke of midnight on Halloween for them to come back. Luckily for them, everybody partying at the house are very happy to help and it all works out for the witches.

There’s really a bare-bones story in this porn movie, and it somehow makes witches trying to steal people’s sex essence to come back from the dead into something with no conflict at all. What sloppy writing, damn. It’s like these people were trying to make a porno or something.

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