Superman Vs. Spider-Man XXX (2012)

Superman Vs. Spider-Man XXX (2012)

Directed by: Axel Braun

Starring: Ryan Driller, Xander Corvus, Eric Masterson

Well now, what do we have on the cutting edge of the porn parody scene? I guess when you’re doing a lightly veiled “parody” in the first place, you don’t have to give a shit about established comic book continuities or whether characters are from the same company or whatever. That’s… kinda cool and a liberating way of exploiting the medium. Good job, Axel Braun.

After Lex Luthor breaks himself and Dr. Octopus out of jail, they come up with a plan to defeat both of their arch nemeses at once: ¬†They kidnap Lois Lane and tell Superman that he has to defeat Spider-Man or they’ll kill her. When Supes gets to their base with the web-slinger in tow (obviously he is no match for even porn Superman), Doc Ock’s new kryptonite-tipped claws keep him subdued until Spider-Woman breaks in and knocks out both of the baddies by herself.

So yeah, there’s the aspect of Superman vs Spider-Man, and that’s different… but the rest of it is the same ol’ same ol’. They’ve done so many of these things in just a couple years that they’ve already got it down to a formula that they stick to pretty exclusively. Not that porn isn’t one of the most formulaic genres anyway, so I don’t know why this would be surprising.

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