Directed by: Hef Pounder
Starring: Syren De Mer, James Bartholet, Ron Jeremy
That’s right, I went above and beyond the call of duty here and watched not only all seven Saw movies in a row, but then followed it up with the porn parody! I know why you guys are actually on this site, I ain’t no dang fool. Also, this movie was better than almost half of the legitimate Saw films, so it’s got that going for it.
A mysterious figure named Screwball is kidnapping porn stars and putting them in vicious yet sexy traps, like where if the guy doesn’t keep a hardon without ejaculating for forty minutes then he explodes, stuff like that. Two detectives are on the case, and one of them goes undercover as a porn star to try and figure out what’s going on. He gets a little too close and gets added to one of the traps and gets his head sawed off. His partner finally discovers the truth, though… it was the chief of police (Ron Jeremy) who wanted to teach people that porn used to be so much better than it is now!
They actually spent a little bit of effort coming up with traps in the spirit of Saw but for porn, and I gotta say that I appreciate that. Making porn stars act as though they were dumber and more stereotypically porn starry is a little played out, but it’s not like porn really worries too much about innovation when it comes to plot or characters. Also, I usually laugh when Ron Jeremy gets a cameo in one of these movies, but for god’s sake, please stop making him have sex in them. PLEASE.