Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Crawling, Zombified Living Dead Part 2 (1991)
Directed by: James Riffel
Starring: James Riffel
Don’t even bother reading the entire title, all it’ll do is waste your time. This is all you need to know about this movie: It’s fucking terrible.
Most of the film is the video from Night of the Living Dead dubbed over by one guy doing all the voices and making people talk about needing to take a dump and being pretty profoundly racist, actually. In between these segments are little “skits” with the same guy telling anecdotes (about other people, not unique anecdotes) or something equally worthless over other video that’s fallen into the public domain.
I’ll say one thing about this movie: It’s middle school humor at its finest. If I found out that James Riffel was 15 when he made this movie, I would not be surprised at all. It’s chock full of the same tired poop jokes and people yelling at each other and at no point do you get the idea that anyone planned anything out about this. If you were watching a little kid doing this in your living room, it would be cute, but you wouldn’t want to show it to anyone.