Delta Delta Die! (2003)

Delta Delta Die! (2003)

Directed by: Devin Hamilton

Starring: Julie Strain, Brinke Stevens, Joe Dain

Is it going to blow your mind if I tell you that there isn’t a single redeeming quality about this film? I hope not, I wouldn’t want to shock you nice people. With the TRUTH. The truth that this is a STUPID MOVIE with a STUPID NAME and I watched it because this is the kind of dumb shit I watch basically all the fucking time.

A sorority of cannibals has been killing and eating men, specifically their penises, and only one brave peeping tom pervert can save the world from their cannibalistic dong lust.

There’s plenty of boobs and pretty girls who can’t act and sausages which are supposed to be penises in this movie. All you could ever want, really, at least for the latter bit. Actually, I spent the first half of the movie thinking that the sorority girls were vampires and they only specifically ate dicks as just like a bonus or something, because vampire is the kind of thing you’d normally see in this type of film.


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