Ted (2012)

Ted (2012)

Directed by: Seth MacFarlane

Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane

To start out with, no, I don’t like Family Guy or American Dad or anything about Seth MacFarlane, so that’s the position I’m coming from here. Don’t be surprised when I tell you that this dumb movie was the same garbage as everything else he’s done and that it wasn’t a comedy masterpiece.

As a child, Marky Mark made a wish that his teddy bear would come to life and be his best friend, and it did. Thirty years later, he has to choose between his friendship with the bear and his relationship with Mila Kunis, and wacky sitcom things happen.

If you think that saying normal things in a thick Boston accent is hilarious, then this is definitely the movie for you. Ditto if you think that the concept of a teddy bear doing “adult” things like drugs and hookers is funny. Otherwise, there isn’t a whole hell of a lot of a draw to Ted.


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