Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX (2012)

Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX (2012)

Directed by: Urick Hunt

Starring: Ron Jeremy, Lisa Ann, Priya Rai

So apparently someone decided to make a porn parody movie of the softcore comedy computer game series Leisure Suit Larry, which I’m pretty sure hasn’t been heard from in like 20 years. I don’t know why, I don’t know anything.

A guy named Ralphy attends a college where all the classes are sex-related in some way, but he still can’t get laid! He asks his uncle, Larry (Ron Jeremy) for advice, which is basically “tell girls they want to have sex with you and/or blackmail them into sex.”

This movie manages to have even worse jokes than the series it’s based on, which is a fucking accomplishment. I used to think that the sex jokes in Leisure Suit Larry were the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel, but god damn. It also doesn’t help that the thing is like four hours long and they keep using the same two “loading screens” as segues. Ron Jeremy as Leisure Suit Larry is pretty good, though.

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