The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)

The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)

Directed by: Axel Braun

Starring: Giovanni Francesco, Aiden Ashley, Andy San Dimas

Thanks to this site and the fact that reviewing porn parodies drives my visitor numbers way up, I find myself watching a lot of these fucking things nowadays. Sometimes it’s fine (so long as I don’t try to watch 12 straight hours of them in a row again) and sometimes… well, sometimes it’s horrifying.

Batman quit his job as Batman for a couple reasons. One, the Joker found out Batgirl’s secret identity and raped her, then shot her in the back, crippling her. And two, he caught Nightwing banging Poison Ivy, and really everybody should know what an extremely bad idea that is. Anyway, Catwoman convinces him to return and save his ex-wife from Bane, but it turns out to be a trap and Batman gets stabbed and his back broken. Oh, also there was a completely unconnected scene where Zatanna gives John Constantine a blowjob. For some bizarre reason.

So yeah, they made another Batman porn parody and chose The Killing Joke and Knightfall as their source material. If you aren’t a comic book nerd, those are two really grim stories about people getting physically and semi-permanently crippled… and then you add in sex, apparently. I think Axel Braun has gone mad with power, guys. Maybe he should lay off of the porn parodies for a while.


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