Superman XXX: A Porn Parody (2011)

Superman XXX: A Porn Parody (2011)

Directed by: Axel Braun

Starring: Jeremy Bilding, Andy San Dimas, Alexis Texas

So today I reviewed a Batman/Superman movie and a Batman movie, so I figured to even it out I had to watch another Superman movie, too! Unfortunately, all I had left was this porn parody… It’s rough being me, obviously.

Superman, who is a man who can fly and has x-ray vision and is strong I guess, saves Metropolis from a missile fired at it by Lex Luthor for no reason. For some reason, this causes three evil Kryptonians to appear and rape Lois Lane, believing her to be the supreme ruler of Earth. Superman beats them up and banishes them to the Negative Zone, then has good ol’ American consensual sex with Lois Lane. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

I gotta give this movie one thing… I never would’ve imagined that there’d be rape in a Superman movie. Seems a little too dark, even for the gritty 80’s kinda thing that even Supes went through. But hey, that’s why Axel Braun is the king of the comic book porn parody movie, he takes CHANCES! Those chances are having superheroes have sex, but it GETS RESULTS, DAMMIT! Also, James Deen is pretty funny as Jimmy Olsen, who gets head in a janitor’s closet because the girl thinks that they’re about to be killed by a missile. “Wow, Superman just stopped the missile!” “You mean I’m sucking your dick for nothing?” “Uh… oh no… a… second missile. We’re doomed.”


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