Directed by: Dan Garcia
Starring: Kevin Sorbo, Heather Marie Marsden, Bokeem Woodbine
You know me, there’s nothing I like better than a good ol’ fashioned Kevin Sorbo movie! Except for that one time when I got all my teeth removed with a hacksaw and had no painkillers and the only thing on the TV was a three hour version of the emergency broadcast system. Good times.
You know that movie Predator? Then congratulations, you know basically Flesh Wounds! A crack commando squad is sent into someone’s backyard… I MEAN THE DANGEROUS JUNGLE, and they have to fight some monsters which turn out to be part of a government weapons testing experiment thing. Or something. I don’t really remember, it was pretty bland.
So, Kevin Sorbo walking around holding a gun. Whoop-de-doo. That’s the movie.