Thor XXX (2012)

Thor XXX (2012)

Directed by: Jordan Septo

Starring: Danny Mountain, Evan Stone, Jenna Presley

Just like the actual Marvel counterparts, the Thor porn parody is the worst of these five that I watched. In fact, it’s so bad that the website of the company that made it doesn’t even have so much as a press release about it, and there’s almost no mention of it anywhere else either. In fact, it’s one of the worst porn parodies that I’ve seen ever.

Thor is a braggart of a thunder god, but Odin names him as the new king of Asgard anyway. His adoptive brother Loki, after learning that his parents are really frost giants, tells Odin that Thor was being a wiener and Odin banishes him to Earth. After about six seconds on Earth, Thor gets shot by Loki and, by his death, becomes worthy to wield his hammer Mjolnir again.

Everybody in this movie is really, really awful. Well, except Evan Stone as Odin, who I have to admit is probably my favorite porn actor (because he can actually kinda act and has a good sense of humor about himself). Thor has a cockney accent. Why? What? WHY. The one thing they did well in this movie is the costuming, which is weird. They obviously used a bunch of plastic Halloween costumes for everybody (and the squeaking of the outfits during sex are really fucking funny), but it actually looks really good, very Jack Kirby.


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