The Incredible Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody (2011)

The Incredible Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody (2011)

Directed by: B. Skow

Starring: Dale DaBone, Lee Stone, Lily Labeau

Of the five porn parodies I watched for today, this Hulk one was by and far the best. I’d say I didn’t really expect that, but I didn’t have any preconceptions going in to which would be the best movie about comic book characters fuckin’. Weird, right?

Dr. David Bruce Banner tragically loses his wife in a car accident, and spends months of research trying to find out what sometimes gives people an additional burst of strength in life-or-death situations. He and his co-scientist eventually hypothesize that it has something to do with sexual frustration combined with gamma rays, so he shoots himself up with a bunch of gamma rays, turning himself into a huge green monster! After an accident at the lab caused by the Hulk which kills his co-worker, Banner has to hitchhike out of town to escape his past.

Unless I miss my guess, this is a pretty direct parody of the pilot episode of the 70′s Incredible Hulk series, and it actually works pretty damn good! My biggest complaint about this movie is that it’s FOUR HOURS LONG! FOUR FUCKING HOURS OF FUCKING AND THE HULK. Four hours is about four times as long as anyone wants to see the Hulk (though, technically he doesn’t even show up until after the halfway point), or really any movie. Besides that, though, it’s not bad. It’s also the only movie of the three I saw with the Hulk where his green body paint doesn’t smudge off all over the place, so that’s an achievement.


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