Captain America XXX (2011)

Captain America XXX (2011)

Directed by: Robert Black

Starring: Evan Stone, Tara Lynn Foxx, Sean Michaels

Can anyone explain to me why the porn version of Captain America has a big X on his shield and the ‘A’ on his head is an X and there’s an X on his chest when none of the other superheroes in any of these movies have any sort of costume changes like that? If not, that’s okay, I was just wonderin’.

Captain America wakes up from cryogenic stasis in the year 2011 after fighting in World War II against the Red Skull. He just wants to retire and maybe find some relatives, but Nick Fury has a mission that only he can complete: The Red Skull is still alive, and he’s planning on ruling America by placing a pawn in the White House (who looks and acts suspiciously like Sarah Palin). Cap defeats the Red Skull, but he gets away because he decides to save Sharon Carter instead of chasing down the bad guy.

There’s actually a story arc for the main character! In a porno! Also, and I may be mistaken here, but I believe this is the first porn movie where someone gets beheaded (Cap cuts a HYDRA lady’s head off by throwing his shield). That deserves some sort of acclaim, right? Also, the sex scene between a guy wearing a red Halloween mask and a Sarah Palin look-alike? THAT was damn unexpected. So yeah, this was a pretty… creative effort.

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