Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)

Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)

Directed by: Axel Braun

Starring: Dale DaBone, Brendon Miller, Eric Masterson

This guy Axel Braun is really making a name for himself in the porn parody arena by spending way more time with the details of the scenario than he needs to to make things work. That attitude worked well for the Spider-Man porno, but it didn’t really come together with this one. I mean, there are some good costumes, I guess, but it’s just kinda weird otherwise.

The plot is basically a bunch of superheroes are in a room and they all argue with each other, and also I guess the Hulk is on the loose and they have to catch him. The lineup for the Avengers is drawn mostly from the comics instead of the movie, including the Scarlet Witch, Spider-Woman, Ms. Marvel, She-Hulk and Spider-Man. They never really do anything but complain in a tiny warehouse, though.

It’s interesting that there are some characters in here that they use a decent amount of special effects on, but never include them in the sex scenes, like the Hulk and Iron Man (I’m pretty sure Iron Man didn’t have a sex scene, but I could be wrong). Still, the standout portion of the film is the scene with She-Hulk (ex-wrestler Chyna) and Thor (played by the Geico caveman). If you want to show teens what sex is but you don’t want them to engage in it, just show them this scene and they’ll be scarred for life. ‘Horrifying’ is really the best word I can think of to describe it.


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