Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

Directed by: Richard Donner

Starring: Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci

Okay, fine, good, I’m done with these stupid pieces of shit and can go on with my life now. I hate past me who thought it would be funny to download all the Lethal Weapon movies so I would have to watch them eventually. That guy is a dick.

There’s a new trouble in town: a Chinese gang who’s enforcer is Jet Li, and as you can imagine, Old Mel Gibson and Really Old Danny Glover are absolutely no match for him. The gangsters want to make some fake money presses and counterfeit a bunch of money, and then they do, but they get caught anyway and Chris Rock is there yelling at people.

Yeah, let’s inject some life into this awful, dying franchise by having Chris Rock incongruously do his stand-up shtick all over the place. For that matter, let’s put Jet Li in there to show just how much this 80’s genre of action movie gets completely co-opted by the more modern trends! While we’re at it, let’s just let Joe Pesci have a speaking role, and his new character trait is that he says “okay, whatever!” at the end of each sentence!! AND WHY NOT, I’LL JUST SHOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL GUN IN MY AWFUL FACE!!!

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