Directed by: David R. Ellis
Starring: Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack
What’s the difference between Jaws 2 and Shark Night 3D? The number in Jaws 2 doesn’t make me want to hurt small children! This joke brought to you by the massive joke that is the lingering 3D movement!
Several teens go down to Louisiana for a vacation and end up getting eaten by a shark. It’s not as simple as that, though, the whole thing is part of a plot by some local rednecks to film extreme shark attacks so they can sell it to the Shark Week fan crowd. Seriously, that’s actually in the movie, I’m not just being a snarky asshole. Wow.
I’m a little amazed that nobody thought to combine the two most used horror themes in a SyFy channel original movie (sharks and murderous rednecks) before. So amazed that there’s no way Shark Night 3D is the first one to do it. Make sure to stay until after the credits for a WACKY rap song performed by the actors!! What a bunch of fun guys that made yet another shitty fucking shark movie!