The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody (2009)

The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody (2009)

Directed by: Sam Hain

Starring: Kimberly Kane, Anthony Rosano, Ashlynn Brooke

Welp, gotta appease the fans… time for another porn parody review! I’m not exactly sure why these account for 90% of my traffic, but I’m nothing if not a populist.

Mulder and Scully are investigating a string of murders that have a vaguely Satanic theme to them. Their search leads them to an occult bookstore where members of a local Satanic group have summoned a succubus which they’ve been feeding (via sex, obviously).

Honestly, the plot was pretty good as a ripoff of The X-Files. The problem is that all that means is it’s porn with a stupid Satanic theme to it, and everybody and their brother makes a million of those a year anyway. I’m not going to pretend to have expectations from a porn parody, but c’mon, you’re doing the X-Files and you didn’t have aliens? Seems kinda lazy to me.

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