Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Starring: Lisa Ann, Holly West, Nina Hartley
This movie barely qualifies for my porn review standards (it has to have a plot. I have low standards, obviously), but it’s not like I could NOT include it. Political satire in porn? Hell yes, come on in! Are there any political porn movies for this election? Someone needs to get on making a The Full Romney or something.
Serra Paylin (who is not in any way like Sarah Palin) has to prepare for a public speech where she denies rumors that she’s had sex with people besides her husband, when in fact she has had sex with everyone BUT her husband. Her Christian Science teacher, her husband’s friend who owns a snowmobile rental place, and even a couple Russians who crashed their tank on her lawn. With her ability to barely think and talk, she makes it through the interview unscathed, even though Hillary Clinton was eating her out the whole time.
This movie is silly, but it really does make you think about the problems of women trying to achieve high-profile public office. Now, I was just as scared of the concept of Sarah Palin ever running anything more important than a card game as everyone else, but I’m talking about more of a general concept here. Of course nobody’s going to make a porn parody for this election year, because there are only men running in it. It’s not as easy to completely discount men by hyper-sexualizing them, and yeah, that’s kinda fucked up. There’s really no better way to immediately change your opinion of someone than to see them with a dick in their mouth.
I’m sorry, I seem to have taken porn seriously there for a moment. I promise it’ll never happen again.