Swamp Shark (2011)

Swamp Shark (2011)

Directed by: Griff Furst

Starring: Kristy Swanson, D.B. Sweeney, Robert Davi

Okay, here’s my idea for a SyFy channel original movie: Paul, the middle-aged foreman of a box warehouse, is sad because his wife just died. When workers start mysteriously dying in the warehouse, a matronly (yet still moderately attractive) woman from the government comes to check it out. The two fall in love while setting a trap for the monster in the warehouse: BOX SHARK!!

The plot of Swamp Shark is… basically what I just wrote, but put in “swamp” instead of “box” and “warehouse”. Except I didn’t mention the evil sheriff who’s behind the whole thing, because really, that’s a given. Look, if I’m going to write movies for the SyFy channel, I’m not going to waste any effort on coming up with new ideas. That’s their motto, in fact.

Uh, this is a movie called Swamp Shark. It’s fucking retarded, what did you expect?


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