Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody (2011)

Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody (2011)

Directed by: Axel Braun

Starring: Xander Corvus, Capri Anderson, Dick Delaware

Here’s another Axel Braun porn parody, the same director of Batman XXX and… apparently another 20 or so in the last couple years. God, I just realized how damn many of these things there are. I guess if there’s one thing the sex industry is good at, it’s being prolific! Get it? That was kind of a sex/making babies kinda joke. I know it didn’t work very well, but… leave me alone.

An electrician has an accident on the job and finds that he has electric-based super-powers and he decides to call himself Electro. He uses these powers to kill hookers after he has sex with them, so he doesn’t have to pay. Sure, that’s evil, but it seems a little under-achieving. Kingpin, the head of the local crime syndicate, gets in contact with him with a special job: Presumably kill Spider-Man? They don’t ever say, and the movie ends before they actually do anything. Meanwhile, Peter Parker goes on dates with his girlfriend and generally just hangs out as Spider-Man.

I can’t tell you how annoyed I was that this movie just ended before it even got to the second act. And yes, I know I’m a retard for expecting a porn movie to keep a standard structure, but that isn’t important here. What is important is that this movie just ENDS. BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS. Well, I guess there’s some sex or something, but still! I should mention that the high point of this film is a recreation of the upside-down kiss from the 2002 Spider-Man film, except they make it all porny by having it be an upside-down blowjob. It was funny, sure, but also holy shit that that dude was able to keep an erection for 10-15 minutes, however long that was, while upside-down! That’s a pretty impressive feat.


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