Directed by: Uwe Boll
Starring: Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta
I’d just like to remind you all that even in 2007, name actors still hadn’t learned that an Uwe Boll movie would be the death knoll of their careers. Somehow, even after Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark, and House of the Dead. THREE terrible movies based on video games that ruined everybody in them, and none of these people knew any better. Must’ve been some good German tax money they got for this.
I don’t remember what happened in this movie. I remember it was some bland fantasy thing where Jason Statham spins around holding a sword a lot, and Ray Liotta tries his best to force his own eyeballs out of his skull while yelling. That’s it.
Yeah, this is a shitty movie, but to be perfectly fair, it’s no worse than that FUCKING HORRIBLE King Arthur movie from around the same time with Gerard Butler. In fact, this might actually be the best movie Uwe Boll has ever made. You know, because you don’t feel a need to take a shower directly after watching it.