Batman XXX: A Porn Parody (2010)

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody (2010)

Directed by: Axel Braun

Starring: Dale DaBone, James Deen, Lexi Belle

So I’ve become somewhat of an expert on modern porn parodies, for some reason. I think it’s because I get way more hits when I review them, so that drives me to watch as many as I can. Anyway, Batman XXX may be my favorite porn parody. Or it’s at least on par with the Scooby-Doo one.

Batman and Robin are summoned by Commissioner Gordon to apprehend the Riddler. They follow him to a nightclub, where Batman is drugged, raped, and kidnapped. Robin and Batgirl track Batman down to the Joker’s hideout, but they too are caught when they have sex instead of trying to apprehend the bad guys or something. The three Caped Crusaders are brought before the Joker, Riddler, and Catwoman, who frees them in exchange for leniency. When that doesn’t work, she just has sex so they won’t arrest her instead. As she escapes, the room fills with a mysterious gas! Is this the end of our heroes?!

This movie is in love with its source material, and that’s just great. Randy Spears, who plays the Joker, even grew a moustache so he could cover it with greasepaint. There’s a part where Ron Jeremy pokes his head out the window while Batman and Robin are climbing a building. And you know what’s really damn weird? The worst actor in this is the guy who played Commissioner Gordon, the ONLY ONE WHO IS NOT A PORN STAR. Personally, I’m looking forward to the first real actor to be in one of these movies. Not to do sex or anything, as there are usually one or two people in these that don’t, but just to round out the cast. I’m thinking Sir Ian McKellen.


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