Knife Edge (2009)

Knife Edge (2009)

Directed by: Anthony Hickox

Starring: Hugh Bonneville, Natalie Press, Matthieu Boujenah

Have you ever seen The Amityville Horror? Because I know someone who did! It was writer/director Anthony Hickox! Because this is the same movie!

A successful Wall Street trader quits her job and moves to England with her Eurotrash husband. Unfortunately for them, their house appears to be haaauuunntteedddd by g-g-g-GHOSTS!! The lady has all these crazy visions and the dude starts getting angry and mean and the little kid gets violent with animals. In the end, it turns out it wasn’t ghosts, but the crazy neighbor who stabs people with a knife. Hence the name.

Yeah, it’s not very good. It’s a lame Amityville ripoff with a sort of more boring Rosemary’s Baby finish to it. Or no, you know what the ending reminds me of? Friday the 13th V! Where it turns out that Jason Voorhees was actually just some random guy in a Halloween costume and it made the already bad slasher flick even dumber. That’s what Knife Edge was like.


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