Supercroc (2007)

Supercroc (2007)

Directed by: Scott Harper

Starring: Cynthia Rose Hall, Matthew Blashaw, Kim Little

What the fuck? This isn’t Scooby-Doo! I demand my money back! I thought this blog was nothing but Scooby-Doo and porn and Scooby-Doo-themed porn! I QUIT!!!

A very large crocodile, or “supercroc”, if you will, is going to destroy a city if a group of people sitting around in a cramped office space don’t stare intensely enough at monitors for an hour and a half. Thankfully, they save the day in the end.

Like any good SyFy channel exclusive monster movie, this film takes place in a single room for about 85% of the damn thing. It’s fucking ridiculous. The movie’s called Supercroc, not Superoffice. Jesus Christ, people, at least make your shitty movie offensively cheap in a less obvious way.



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