Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase (2001)

Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase (2001)

Directed by: Jim Stenstrum

Starring: Scott Innes, Frank Welker, Grey DeLisle

I FUCKING HATE SCOOBY-DOO. But, I have been told in the past that you can’t make an accurate judgement without reading the whole book series or seeing the entire set of films or whatever, and I will not have my ability to yell from the mountaintops how much I hate Scooby-Doo hampered by anything. So, I’m going to prove that I’ve seen them all by reviewing all the Scooby-Doo movies on here (and also I’m watching the shows, but them don’t goes here), and then I… and only I, will be able to say how much Scooby-Doo sucks. FOREVER.

The Mystery Machine Gang of Meddling Kids Inc. show up at some laboratory where Einstein and two high school kids make video games. Unfortunately, one of the games had a virus (a PHANTOM virus) and it used the machine they had to pass between the computer world and the real world to come to life and attack people. The gang have to follow the virus into the computer game about themselves to ultimately destroy the virus with big horseshoe magnets.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! This movie is the worst piece of shit I’ve ever seen. None of it makes sense, unless it was written by Charles Boyce and drawn by an angry Chinese man who hated his life. Boyce because he has a horrible brain condition that keeps him from understanding even basic technology like levers and buttons, and the Chinese guy because it just seems funnier to imagine an angry Chinese guy hunched over a stack of papers drawing Scooby-Doo, all the while cursing under his breath and getting angrier.


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