Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody (2010)

Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody (2010)

Directed by: Dawn

Starring: Monique Alexander, Bill Bailey, Breanne Benson

Why hasn’t anybody made a porn parody of the Vin Diesel movie XXX? Is it just too obvious? I would say that it’s the thirtieth in the series, just so I could call it XXX XXX: XXX Parody.

This porn parody actually has no story to speak of. Normally I wouldn’t review it at all, except for the sad fact that my reviews of porn parodies by and far generate the most traffic. I know, I’m just as much a whore as the actors in this film. There are some vague themes about guys with bad Russian accents shooting people, but I’m not sure if you could call that a story.

Come on, guys, you could’ve done better than this. The cover is by and far the most Grand Theft Auto-ey thing about this movie. You can just tell they didn’t even try. I demand more out of stupid porn parodies, dammit!

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