Directed by: Ivan Reitman
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller, Pamela Reed
Ah, the Arnold Schwarzenegger comedy classic Kindergarten Cop. Who could forget his hilarious catchphrase, “That’s not my tumor!” Ha ha ha. Oh man, that’s hilarious. What a funny movie this is.
Arnold plays a gruff cop on the trail of a bad guy. He catches the bad guy, but he needs the money he stole and the testimony of his ex-wife, so he must go undercover as a kindergarten teacher. At first he hates the kids, but then he teaches them discipline. Also, he falls in love with the ex-wife and has to protect them from bad guys, etc etc.
This movie follows the formula for this type of movie perfectly, and it is actually funny at parts. Still, there’s only so much “kids say the darndest things” humor that one can tolerate before one starts dreaming of one’s own bloody, vicious death. That’s all I’m sayin’.