Shame of the Jungle (1975)

Shame of the Jungle (1975)

Directed by: Picha, Boris Szulzinger

Starring: Johnny Weissmuller Jr., Emily Prager, Pat Bright

An X-rated French cartoon from the 70’s, huh? And the whole thing’s a weird Tarzan parody, except with an evil, twelve-breasted queen and her army of penis soldiers. Yeah, “shame” is a great word for it.

Shame (the Tarzan guy) has his girlfriend Jane stolen from his treehouse by the evil Queen Bazonga’s penis forces so that her mad barbers can do a scalp transplant so the queen won’t be bald anymore. He swings his way through the jungle and through several bad jokes until he finally reaches the queen’s castle. To cut a long, confusing, retarded story short, the queen is killed when her penis soldiers turn against her, jumping into her one by one until her body distends and she explodes. Because of all the dicks. That’s the kind of movie this is.

Even though this is X-rated, it’s certainly not pornographic in any of the standard ways. I mean, nobody’s getting aroused by that last horrifying sequence and the never-ending stream of dicks jumping into this lady’s vagina. The internet’s full of weird people, sure, but I like to pretend that there’s a limit to even their depths of depravity.


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