The Road Killers (1994)

The Road Killers (1994)

Directed by: Deran Sarafian

Starring: Christopher Lambert, Craig Sheffer, David Arquette

They don’t even kill a single road in this film. What a goddamn waste of a title. If I had made this movie, it’d be nothing but dudes killin’ roads. With like… guns.

Some crazy guy kidnaps Christopher Lambert’s kid and in the end he gets his comeuppance. In between, there’s lots of complaining and bad acting, but at least Lambert isn’t actually in most of it.

The bad guy in this film (Sheffer) reminded me a lot of the crazy, idiotic villain from Sidehackers, in that he was constantly either crying or yelling, and in either case, it was painful to watch.

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