This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (2009)

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (2009)

Directed by: Axel Braun

Starring: Evan Stone, Nick Manning, Aurora Snow

Does it bother anybody else that the title of this film, “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” is actually incorrect, because at heart it IS actually Star Trek XXX? Probably not, huh? I bet you guys just like boobs, don’tcha?

This is a Star Trek porn parody, specifically, a porn parody of the first episode of the original Star Trek series, “The Man Trap.” I… think at this point I have to admit that I may be a nerd. Anyway, in the original, there’s a shapeshifting alien woman who kills people by sucking the salt out of their bodies after appearing to them in a pleasing form. I think you can probably guess how they very easily adapted that to be porn.

This thing was terrible. From a porn standpoint, from a parody standpoint… there’s no redeeming quality to this at all. You’d think that you’d focus on either trying to make it funny or like, “so bad it’s good” to get the viewers, or you’d at least try to make the sex scenes… sexy. BUT NO. I guess you can’t really be disappointed when you’re watching something called This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.

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