Directed by: Lee Roy Myers, Sam Hain
Starring: Andy San Dimas, Zoe Voss, Lexi Belle
I’ll be honest, once I found out there was a porn parody of Tron named Pron, I knew I just HAD to see it. I also realized that I should probably watch Tron and it’s sequel while I was at it, just because it would be kinda weird to see the parody without having first seen the source materials. It wasn’t really worth it. Pron was pretty funny, though.
A computer hacker and sex toy designer (because this is porn, you see) accidentally gets sucked into his computer while trying to find proof that his old company stole his dildo designs. He has sex with several program-people until he finally finds the Masturbation Control Program, which is a big Andross-style head. In exchange for the proof he needs, the hacker gives the MCP some hands so he can masturbate, and everyone lives happily ever after.
Even for a porno, there isn’t a lot of plot to this movie. I have to admit that I was a little disappointed by that… but I think that’s just because I keep going into these things looking for comedy and I forget that their primary purpose is still sex. On another note, they actually managed to make a more coherent story than Tron: Legacy by combining the first and second films in the franchise, and they had one line where they mention why the outfits are all of a sudden better which would’ve actually be incredibly useful in Legacy.
